prince-eldarion:

 sarumanthewhite- answered your question:What’s “sex?” And are we there yet????

Sex is lots of fun! Why don’t you come visit me in my tower sometime and I will show you.

I can’t. Ada and everyone say not to talk with you cuz you’re scary and evil and you don’t like me. It’s probably a nasty candy, anyway.

But I like you very much, Eldarion! My candy is a very special, tasty candy that is only given to very special boys like yourself. 

And I’m not evil at all! I’m just a poor, lonely old man looking for some company. Won’t you come over and let me tell you a story?

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    But I like you very much, Eldarion! My candy is a very special, tasty candy that is only given to very special boys like...
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