sarumanthewhite- answered your question:What’s “sex?” And are we there yet????
Sex is lots of fun! Why don’t you come visit me in my tower sometime and I will show you.I can’t. Ada and everyone say not to talk with you cuz you’re scary and evil and you don’t like me. It’s probably a nasty candy, anyway.
But I like you very much, Eldarion! My candy is a very special, tasty candy that is only given to very special boys like yourself.
And I’m not evil at all! I’m just a poor, lonely old man looking for some company. Won’t you come over and let me tell you a story?
